Lord Froggy’s eyes flared even larger and more furious that he’d missed. “Mortal cow!” Okay, now. That stung. I mean, maybe it’s a little shallow, and maybe it’s a little petty, and maybe it shows a lack of character of some kind that Froggy’s insult to my appearance got under my skin more effectively than attempted murder. “Cow?” I snarled as water from the sprinkler system started soaking me. “I rock this dress!”
