Going Wild (The Wild Ones, #2)

by C.M. Owens

If I feel funny in a second, I’m going to karate chop his dick so hard that he’ll have to fuck a girl around a corner to deal with the new angle it’ll have.

Wild One Tip #222 Don’t fight us when we’re saving your damn life. Otherwise, we might decide to just let you die.

Wild Ones Tip #18 Wild Ones won’t intentionally kill you. But shit happens. Buckle up. Wear a helmet. Sign a waiver. You know, the usual.

Smart men live in silence. Talkers die mysteriously and their bodies never turn up.

“Roses are red. Violets are blue. God made us pretty. What happened to you?”

Wild Ones Tip #109 We’re the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.

“No. I just think you have bad luck when you try to speak and think at the same time.”

Some people go their whole lives without ever figuring out where they fit in. Turns out, sometimes almost dying can save your life.