Kill the Farm Boy (The Tales of Pell, #1)

by Delilah S. Dawson

Pooboy was one hundred percent dead, the Mayor of Deadsville, the Emperor of Not Getting Back Up Again, a Bowl of Deadamame, the President of the Board of Deaducation, the Deaditor in Chief.

“We don’t have umlauts where I come from! I don’t even know why we have semicolons. Please don’t be Shoutful!”