“Don’t you do it, Rune,” Brand said without having to ask what I was thinking. “Don’t you fucking dare.” “I’m just going to wait. Over there.” “I’m fucking serious. Get the fuck out of there.” “Right over there.” I pointed innocently. “I will shoot you in the ass, the goddamn ass! I will shoot you in the ass, and you’ll be shitting through an inner tube for weeks!” “I’ll be right back,” I said. “In! The! Ass!”
