At the Stroke of Midnight (The Naughty Princess Club, #1)

by Tara Sivec

“If it’s burning eternally, it’s probably chlamydia,”

“For fuck’s sake, you can say the word bang. God will not kill a kitten if you say the word bang.

if he can contort his body enough, I’d really like him to go fuck himself,”

One thing led to another, and I guess I sort of tripped and fell on his penis.”

Suck it up and quit feeling sorry for yourself. You don’t know anything about real problems, sitting up here in your big fancy house, looking down on people and judging them.”

You need to learn how to not let what people think bother you and decide what you want to do with your life,

“The latest study found people who liked more swear words and used them most often were least likely to lie. Swearing is the unfiltered, genuine expression of emotions, and those who do it frequently were found to be more sincere,”

Things don’t always need to be so neat and tidy. Life is messy. You’re never going to survive this if you don’t get your hands dirty,”

“Who wants a man that can go for hours? I’ve got shit to watch on my DVR, and I need my beauty sleep. Get in and get out,”

“I’m sorry, twat did you say? I cunt here you.