At the Stroke of Midnight (The Naughty Princess Club, #1)

by Tara Sivec

But just so you know, ‘Eternal Flame’ by the Bangles is not a horrible eighties song. ‘Is this burning, an eternal flame’ is a beautiful and passionate lyric,”

“If it’s burning eternally, it’s probably chlamydia,” Ariel deadpans.

“And you must be the librarian. A prude, a mouth, and a librarian walk into a strip club . . .” he trails off with a laugh.

“Jesus God, am I in the Twilight Zone?” Ariel complains. “Never, ever say frickle or frackle again. It’s penis and vagina. Or dick and pussy. Anything but frickle and frackle,”

Let the skank out, Cindy. Let her out and let her fuck shit up.”

“Oh, sweet Jesus. I think we broke Princess Barbie,”

“Did you know female kangaroos have three vaginas? And the Romans used to clean and whiten their teeth with urine? Also, the Facebook Like button was originally planned to be named the Awesome button,” she rambles without looking up from the day planner.

“You couldn’t find my clit with a flashlight and Google Maps!”