Seduction (Curse of the Gods, #3)

by Jaymin Eve

What kid wouldn’t want to know if there was a responsible parent out there? One who wasn’t going to vomit in their only pair of shoes?” Always look before putting shoes on. It was solid advice.

Alone. With the Neutral God whose Neutral Dick had been briefly having non-neutral feelings.

“An asshole was too … small a word to describe you. You’re an asspit. An asschasm. An asscrater—”

“We don’t even really need to distract her,” Yael muttered lowly to the others. “If you let her go off into her own mind, she distracts herself.”