“Huh, let me guess—they find a cure and live happily ever after?” “It’s not over yet. There’s still one more issue left.” “But you have the others?” “Yes.” “Bring them to me,” you say. “Let me read them.” She gives you a horrified look. “Why in the world would I do that?” “Because we’re in ‘fuck your clubs’ club together.” “You didn’t join.” “I still might.”
