Sylvania connected lightbulb. It’s technically a bulb that has Wi-Fi built into it. Connect it to your network, and it can be controlled by an app and programmed to do certain things. Like turn on slowly and light up a room at 3:28 in the morning, for instance. So when my alarm went off at 3:30 A.M., and I opened my eyes and the entire room was awash in light, well,
