I believe in botany by imagination. I try to put myself in the plant’s point of view and try to figure them out. The only ones with features that have no real purpose are the hybrids, because someone put them together and came up with an unnatural thing. That’s the cool thing with hybridizing. You are God. You do the plant sex. It’s a man-made hobby.” “Are there any hybrids that occur naturally?” “Hardly any,” he said. “Why?” He snorted. “Well, you wouldn’t, even in a fit of boredom, decide to have sex with a gorilla, right?”