They got hitched the same night in the Donald Trump Memorial Chapel – the greatest wedding chapel in Las Vegas. At least, that’s what the fifty-metre-high sign outside says. I’ve seen the digi-vid. Some bloke dressed up as Donald Trump married them. Once they exchanged vows, the fake Trump pushed a fake nuclear button and a fake rocket with the words “We Have Lift Off” written on the side took off. Then he kissed the bride.’
