We Have Lost The Chihuahuas (We Have Lost #4)

by Paul Mathews

It would be like losing the queen’s corgis before the revolution – you’d probably end up being thrown in the Tower of London.’

They got hitched the same night in the Donald Trump Memorial Chapel – the greatest wedding chapel in Las Vegas. At least, that’s what the fifty-metre-high sign outside says. I’ve seen the digi-vid. Some bloke dressed up as Donald Trump married them. Once they exchanged vows, the fake Trump pushed a fake nuclear button and a fake rocket with the words “We Have Lift Off” written on the side took off. Then he kissed the bride.’

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