You haven’t been infected by alien brain parasites, have you?” “Not that I’m aware of.” He thought about it for a moment. “Although I suppose that’s what I’d say if I had been infected by alien brain parasites. They would want to protect themselves.” I bit my lip, assessing the situation. “It doesn’t seem as if they’re the threatening kind of alien parasites. I mean, it’s not like they’ve mind-controlled the prime minister or the pope or someone.” “Excuse me, I’m very rich and quite powerful.” “Yeah, but all they’re trying to make you do is hook up with a cute boy.” “It’s true.” He gave a
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