600 Hours of Edward (Edward #1)

by Craig Lancaster

Sonya Starr has more teeth than anyone I’ve ever seen, although I know this is just an illusion. The normal adult human mouth has thirty-two teeth, and it defies all statistical probability that Sonya Starr has thirty-three teeth and everyone else has thirty-two.

Joy: “Hi, Edward. Why do you have your Dragnet tape?” Me: “Hi, Joy. I thought we might have sex, so I wanted to be ready. I can’t miss Dragnet.”