Sufficiently Advanced Magic (Arcane Ascension, #1)

by Andrew Rowe

When I’d heard we were going to be having tests periodically throughout the school year, I’d assumed they were the traditional written kind. But of course not. Not at a school where professors liked to ambush me in my room in the middle of the night. No, nothing could be simple here.

those much-vaunted pubescent urges just never struck me the same way they seemed to hit other people. I didn’t mind. It meant I could focus on more important priorities, like not dying. That was one of my favorite hobbies.