Trickery (Curse of the Gods, #1)

by Jaymin Eve

Like being hogtied and sacrificed to the Gods for accidently tripping and punching the sacred balls of one of the sacred sols.

Everything was about to change now. Whether it was for better or worse, no one but the gods knew.

All I needed to do was stay away from fire, tar, sharp things, pointy things, serrated things, hot things, breathing things, living things, and sacred things.

“I thank the gods every single sun-cycle that you tripped into our lives, Soldier.” His smile was so bright, like he was on the verge of laughing. “But you really need to get dressed now, otherwise Chaos might get his wish.” He stood and was almost out of the room when he turned back and said, “Move that perfect ass. You have one click or I’ll be back to dress you myself.”