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It had a bend in it. I wasn’t sure whether he was pleased to see me or giving me directions to the bus station.
I just want to overeat and shit myself and die. Or shit myself after I die. Apparently that happens. And when you give birth too. Ugh. What a world.
Googled ‘West Country Liposuction’. Can’t afford it. Had an eclair.
And I heard a great joke today on the Internet: How many men does it take to tile a bathroom? One – but only if you slice him veeeeery thinly.
Jim came in and asked me if I wanted a cup of tea. My mouth tried to answer but my arsehole beat him to it.
