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My ‘friends’ or, more accurately, the‘PICSOs’ – People I Can’t Shake Off –
But to keep up my façade of normality, they’re just necessary. To function properly in society, you have to have people around you. It’s annoying, like periods, but there is a point to it.
People will tell you anything if you listen to them for long enough and pretend you’re interested.
‘What’s Craig up to these days, Rhiannon?’
It had a bend in it. I wasn’t sure whether he was pleased to see me or giving me directions to the bus station.
Did a BuzzFeed quiz this morning – How Psychopathic Are You? Turns out – very. I scored 82 per cent.
He says he loves me but isn’t that just something that gets said?
husband left her. No spawn deserves that for a mother.
Savage!!!!!!
The first Kardashian – maybe if I figure out how to go back in time I can kill him then we can stop all the rest
Septuagenarians
‘Leave it to the professionals, hmm, sweetpea?’
Children, for instance. I don’t like cruelty or unfairness to kids because, of anyone, they don’t deserve it.
Christ, I’m bored. I know all this is just killing time. Killing time before I can kill again.
If only they all knew what this quiet little sweetpea could do.
I loved it about as much as I loved my last smear test.
‘From what the police tell us, these guys are very nasty pasties.’
Anyone on Geordie Shore, TOWIE or Made in Chelsea. STOP ELEVATING ILLITERATES!
While i watch made in chelsea
Everyone has their madwoman in the attic, don’t they?
It’s hard to find Happy, isn’t it? It lands only briefly before it flies off, like a butterfly.
Ugh, men! Can’t live with them, can’t hog-tie ’em and throw them into a ditch off the M5.
‘You are sometimes quick to judge people.
No shit
