There are two kinds of creature in this world: Americans and inhumanoids. Whether it’s alien super-predators possessing little girls, hyperaccelerating them through puberty, and sending them out to kill with sex (Soulmate, 1974), or Yetis riding icebergs to California so they can decapitate our Miss Snow Queen 1977 (Snowman, 1978), it’s simply a fact: foreign monsters want to get into our country and mess up our stuff. And they all have three things in common: they smell bad (“fetid” is the name of their cologne), they’re dirty (ruining carpets everywhere with dripping pus, goo, slime, and
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