You are in a William W. Johnstone novel. Johnstone wrote two hundred books, most of them Westerns and men’s adventure stories. But with his five-part Devil series (1980–92) written for Zebra Books (The Devil’s Kiss, The Devil’s Heart, The Devil’s Touch, The Devil’s Cat, The Devil’s Laughter), Johnstone became a horror novelist. And every one of his horror novels is insane. Characters act in ways that barely resemble human behavior. The carnage flies thick and cartoony, with popped-out eyeballs flying across a room, people’s heads flattening when hit, cats gamboling in loops of human
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I knew this name looked familiar; I recognize the name from the review of Trigger Warning (tagline: POLITICAL CORRECTNESS WON'T SAVE YOU)! It's the penname that got taken over by the relative (she's a niece or something, I think) after the guy died, and now she writes drivel for the far right.
