There’s a story called “Zombies” by Chuck Palahniuk. It’s possibly the most Palahniuk tale ever written (readers of his work will understand). It features teenagers inflicting lobotomies on themselves. They do it so they don’t have “to keep track of all three hundred Kardashian sisters and eight hundred Baldwin brothers” and can instead “be thrilled with penny candy and reruns of Fraggle Rock.” So Chuck Palahniuk clearly has no idea in what year this story is taking place.
