Will Save the Galaxy for Food

by Yahtzee Croshaw

The dragon went back to sleep a bit at a time, lulled by the sweet music of bureaucracy.

Now I felt like a dumbfounded hobbit watching his friend refusing to throw that plying ring into Mount Doom.

I realized that the job of a hero is not to save the galaxy, or rescue princesses, or slay all the dragons. That may be part of it, but in the end, a hero only has one job, and that’s to make himself unnecessary.”