Wait for It

by Mariana Zapata

“Hey, honey.”

why am i kicking my feet tehehe

“Tell me what his name is, and I’ll put him six feet in the ground.”

I love him

I just wouldn’t look at his butt or junk. That was crossing the line.

Real

“You’re my best friend. I know you’re crazy.”

im down bad

I love you. —Your born-again virgin Catholic convert, Dallas

Im so down bad

“There’s my one and only.”