Rhapsodic (The Bargainer, #1)

by Laura Thalassa

“Truth.” “Did you say dare?”

Oh he's funny

“Swimsuit figures my ass.” Temper comes stomping out of her office, giving me a look like I blasphemed. “You think I want to look like a skinny whi—”

Lol

try to dry hump the object of his glamour like the siren in me did, that horny bitch.

“And my name is Desmond—not … Des.” His voice drips with disdain. So the name bugs him? Goody.

Kingdom of Day. Ruled by Janus, Lord of Passages, King of Order, Truth Teller, Bringer of Light, Asshole Supreme.”

queer

ALLY

community college dropout,

LMFAO me though

“I would be if you weren’t wearing your hair in a girly little ponytail,”

Valid though

“Who do I have to hurt?”

HERE WE GO

A warrior king. And my lady parts were having trouble enough around him as it was. I’m now officially a lost cause.

Valid again

black Jesus knows what’s going to happen,

LMAOOOOOO