“Are you going to give me the fornication without the intention of procreation is of the devil and a crime lecture? I believe I could recite it from memory by now.” “Monty—” “Perhaps I am trying to procreate with all these lads and I’m just very misinformed about the whole process. If only Eton hadn’t thrown me out.” “You’re avoiding the question.” “What was the question?” “Are you—” “Oh yes, am I a sodomite. Well, I’ve been with lads, so . . . yes.”
