Not Tonight, Josephine: A Road Trip Through Small-Town America

by George Mahood

There is absolutely no logic at all to Walmart’s aisles. They have no order or continuity. Supermarkets in the UK seem to have some sense of logic to them. Aisles tend to at least run parallel to each other. Not in Walmart. No, Walmart says to hell with logic. Walmart just puts rows and aisles wherever the fuck it likes.