The Rise and Fall of D.O.D.O. (D.O.D.O. #1)
Rate it:
Open Preview
6%
Flag icon
The kind of woman who could pleasantly instruct you to fuck off, dear, and you immediately would because you’d just hate to disappoint her.
7%
Flag icon
“Cold enough,” Tristan hazarded, “to form a Bose-Einstein condensate?” “I love it when you talk dirty,” Oda said,
8%
Flag icon
“One processor; 175 megahertz; 512 megabytes of RAM.”
Lumpy Space Queen
Aw, the nostalgia! We thought the Pentium Overdrive was godly.
8%
Flag icon
“Grad student. Primary demographic for magical thinking.”
9%
Flag icon
Crikey, that was easy. And a perk I’d never get under Blevins! “Is this taxpayer-funded?” I asked. “No judgment. Just curious.” “Classified,” he said, and gave me a wink.
Lumpy Space Queen
I bet it's Enoch Root
11%
Flag icon
“Did your friends come through with the liquid helium?” I asked. Certainly the first time in my life I had uttered that sentence.
12%
Flag icon
Liquid helium, as I now knew, was fifty times as expensive as the liquid nitrogen we had been using, and a lot colder.
Lumpy Space Queen
Helium is, for all intents and purposes, a finite resource. It is the by-product of certain minerals' radioactive decay. They decay extremely slowly, and don't produce much helium. Supercooling for MRIs is the primary industrial usage of helium.
21%
Flag icon
Dr. Constantine Rudge
Lumpy Space Queen
Enoch 'the Red' Root --> Constantine Rudge
29%
Flag icon
“May I go there with you? Because in the name of Our Lord’s mammy, if I could be someplace where money’s got no religion and religion’s got no money, I’d be a happier woman.”
Lumpy Space Queen
Oh honey, religion gets the money, and they spend it on politics. It never fucking changes.
37%
Flag icon
If a witch can evade torture, as you mentioned, she can evade poverty and degradation.
Lumpy Space Queen
Ever met a rich witch?
48%
Flag icon
Every witch has her own agenda for why she might or might not help us.
Lumpy Space Queen
Chaotic Neutrals, gotta love 'em.
50%
Flag icon
Constantinople
Lumpy Space Queen
It's Istanbul, not Constantinople
50%
Flag icon
Constantinople.
Lumpy Space Queen
Been a long time gone, Constantinople
50%
Flag icon
Constantinople
Lumpy Space Queen
Now it's Turkish delight on a moonlit night
51%
Flag icon
Constantinople
Lumpy Space Queen
Every gal in Constantinople
51%
Flag icon
Constantinople.
Lumpy Space Queen
Lives in Istanbul, not Constantinople
51%
Flag icon
Constantinople,
Lumpy Space Queen
So if you've a date in Constantinople
51%
Flag icon
FAMILY NAME: Lajani GIVEN NAME(S): Chira Yasin
Lumpy Space Queen
She's a BAMF to the core.
52%
Flag icon
Constantinople
Lumpy Space Queen
She'll be waiting in Istanbul
52%
Flag icon
Constantinople
Lumpy Space Queen
Even old New York was once New Amsterdam
52%
Flag icon
Constantinople
Lumpy Space Queen
Why they changed it I can't say
52%
Flag icon
Constantinople,
Lumpy Space Queen
People just liked it better that way
60%
Flag icon
The Constantinople Theater was a broad canvas of safe houses and planned DEDEs, all having to do with limiting Russia’s power in the Balkans and the Black Sea.
Lumpy Space Queen
How ironic. I'm reading this on March 18, 2022, 4:30am, comfy in my garage, high on legal weed in the desert SW. It's chilly. Day 23 (?) I think, of Putin's invasion of Ukraine. The USA is not at war with Russia, (yet), and COVID is spiking again. SLAVA UKRAINI! GLORY TO THE HEROES! LONG LIVE ZELENSKY!!! KYIV WILL NEVER FALL!!!
61%
Flag icon
Tristan and Erzsebet moved toward the ODEC door.
Lumpy Space Queen
I predict Someone will be standing there.
61%
Flag icon
Rachel bat Avraham—unauthorized
Lumpy Space Queen
Rachel BAMF bat-Avraham.
67%
Flag icon
Mel: Bio breach! Mortimer: ?
Lumpy Space Queen
Aw fuck.
68%
Flag icon
As all DOers will be aware from their HR portfolios, the benefits package includes state-of-the-art health care, with no arbitrary distinctions made between physical and mental health. These benefits are your right—don’t hesitate to use them!
Lumpy Space Queen
Must be nice
69%
Flag icon
In the present case, as you know, what we are trying to achieve is to pry Crimea loose from the Russians and get it back into the full and undisputed possession of Ukraine, all without firing a shot or engaging in military operations as that term is normally understood.
Lumpy Space Queen
This is so weird. I had no idea of the subject of D.O.D.O. til I started reading it. Coincidental, but kinda weird.
69%
Flag icon
Yes, General Frink, Crimea is part of the Ukraine today. You may share with me a vague memory, rapidly fading, of a Russian invasion that never happened. As if we dreamed it, and the memory of the dream is being dispelled by the more concrete realities of the new day.
71%
Flag icon
Private message from LTC Lyons to Dr. Stokes: Don’t correct him about Valhalla, Stokes. I know you want to. Don’t.
73%
Flag icon
He was simple.”
Lumpy Space Queen
Ouch.
73%
Flag icon
From Dr. Stokes: Maybe she simply wasn’t enjoying herself—there’s no reason a sex worker would.
Lumpy Space Queen
Ouch II
82%
Flag icon
I also knew from my abbreviated Googling that a fourth Great Fire would destroy a swath of the town just a few weeks after our arrival.
Lumpy Space Queen
Lomadh?