Two Necromancers, a Dragon, and a Vampire (The Unconventional Heroes, #3)

by L.G. Estrella

“Aw, who’s a little engine of death who will help me slaughter my enemies and burn their houses down,” the elf cooed as she rubbed the dragon’s belly and scratched between its wings. “You are, aren’t you? Yes, you are.”

It’s not my fault that people happen to be highly combustible, and I was on holiday. No one ruins my fun when I’m on holiday.”

Katie was absolutely sure that what Avraniel had just suggested the ogre do with its club was anatomically impossible. Her eyes widened, and her jaw dropped. Apparently, it wasn’t anatomically impossible. It was just extremely fatal.

A good rule when it comes to animals in the desert is that if it’s big and scary, it will try to rip you to bits. If it’s cute and cuddly, it’s probably poisonous.”

In some ways, it was actually more fun than doing things the usual way. Yes. It was like playing hide and seek, except instead of telling people she’d found them, she set them on fire. Wait, this wasn’t too different from how she’d played hide and seek as a child. Her eye twitched. Looking back on it, maybe that was why she hadn’t been so popular amongst the other elf children. Nah. That couldn’t be it. They had just been a big bunch of jerks.

“Are you calling me a liar?” There was genuine outrage in his voice. “I believe that I am,” Amanda replied. “Although you could simply be very poor at math.”