Tyed

by L.J. Shen

The university is located between San Francisco, Oakland and my internal wish to kill myself.

“Are you saying you’d rather be homeless than live with your folks?”

“Step Away, Coffee. This Is A Job For Alcohol.”

Me? I’m saving myself for a fair-haired Englishman who is oblivious to my existence.

I run the magic swipe along a picture of my sister and me. I’m petite, slim with curvy hips. Lily-white skin, full lips and dark, wavy hair with blue tips. I have freckles sprinkled on

Currently, Isabelle Stern is traveling the world as a lingerie-wearing Elizabeth’s Passion Fairy, visiting everywhere and living the life, while I’m attending a shitty university and serving lukewarm beer in a neighborhood bar to make ends meet.