“I admit that in the past I’ve been a nasty. They weren’t kidding when they called me, well, a witch! But you’ll find that nowadays I’ve mended all my ways, repented, seen the light, and made a switch! True? Yes! And I fortunately know a little magic. It’s a talent that I always have possessed. And here lately, please don’t laugh, I use it on behalf of the miserable, lonely, and depressed.”
