“Yeah yeah yeah,” from Gary. “Smart-arsed little bollix wants to know if my prostate’s giving me hassle,” he tells me. “Young people nowadays; no respect.” “Awww, Gar. It’s OK. I respect you.” “At least you don’t mock my prostate. Never mock a man’s prostate. That’s dirty.” “Below the belt, yeah?” “Holy Jaysus. Is that what passes for humor over there?”

