Broken

by Nicola Haken

If he finds out I’ve not been sleeping lately he’ll be on my arse faster than a fly on shit.

“Whatever.” Whatever? Seriously? What is he, twelve? I find it oddly adorable.

“If I wanted to hear a guy panting and moaning I wouldn’t be a lesbian.”

“Because of comments like that! You’re an arrogant, cocky, pretentious, self-important, patronising, arrogant ars-” “You’ve already said arrogant.”