Only Dull People Are Brilliant at Breakfast (Penguin Little Black Classics, #119)

by Oscar Wilde

I have made an important discovery … that alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, produces all the effects of intoxication.

By nature and by choice, I am extremely indolent.

I never put off till tomorrow what I can possibly do – the day after.

I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.