Mongrels

by Stephen Graham Jones

Stretch pants are just as dangerous to werewolves as highways.

You can’t close your ears.

Meat doesn’t take nearly as long to process.

not dying from the joke was an important part of the joke.

If you ever want to find a werewolf, stake out a pawnshop for two or three weeks. Soon enough you’ll see a low heavy car with mismatched wheels roll up, then have to watch some shirtless dude in sunglasses maneuver a big-screen television from the backseat, try to balance it through the front door.

“If you’re not a beautiful monster, then you’re a villager,”