Chinchilla (note: When Tim found out about this project, he insisted on writing Chinchilla’s profile. It’s hardly objective, but it did save me some work.) Born: Never ask a lady her age! Height: 13” Build: She’s my fat little sausage! Other physical traits: She’s brown and white. I think about her whenever I eat fried ice cream. Sometimes when Chinchilla is nodding off, the tip of her tongue will stick out, which totally kills me. Hobbies and interests: She lives to chase ball! Just don’t expect her to fetch. She also learned to pounce bugs from Samson, so you’ll often see her out in the
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