Something Like Stories - Volume One (Something Like..., #7)

by Jay Bell

Samson Born: October 2nd, 1995 Height: 9” Build: He always looked a little chunky to me, but it’s never a good idea to tell a pet owner that their animal is overweight. They’re blind to the facts and will respond as if you’re being cruel. Other physical traits: He was definitely cute. Grey fur and orange eyes. Hobbies and interests: He’s a cat. They just eat and sleep. Right? I’ve never had one, so I don’t know. Noteworthy relatives: Jace (father) Motto/Quote: “Meow! Purrr purrr purrr.” Geez. I can’t believe I just wrote that! Bio: (note: Ben felt the below poem would be most appropriate here. He found it tucked away in one of Jace’s books, in his handwriting. Ben also made sure to point out that Jace never wrote him a poem, but he’s trying not to take it personally.) Ode to a Cat by Jace Holden Always claiming the best seat, a furry self-crowned king, Always sleeping until I need rest, then suddenly demanding. Playing hissing jumping, leaping clawing thumping. Then to the litter box, stinky smells and gleeful kicking. No need for restraint, father will do all the sweeping! Why do I put up with such abuse, you thoughtless creature with no use? That’s it, I’m finished, I’m through! There will be no more me and you! Then gentle feet pad across the floor, one brief hop into my lap for more. This time love, a tickle behind the ear. Oh how I love when you are near! Rest assured, my purring little friend, for you and me there is no end. You’re my son and I your dad, your kneadin...