“Why do you always strip naked when you’re drunk?” I asked Odalon. “This happened before?” The Battle Chaplain’s eyebrows crept up. “Lord Arland drank some accidentally last time he was here.” “It must be the armor. We live in it, so we remove it only in the safety of our homes. If your armor is off, you are clean, safe, and free, probably well fed and possibly ready to meet your partner in the privacy of your bedroom.” Odalon’s somber face remained stoic, but a tiny mischievous light played in his eyes. “Did Lord Arland mention his cousin’s Earthborn wife by any chance while he was
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