Almost as much as when Grandpa Walt stuck his dentures in the mouth of the pig my father spit-roasted for the luau-themed birthday party my parents threw for me when I was fourteen. I had nightmares of grinning pork chops for months. To this day, I still can’t eat meat.
Pardon?! 😂☠️😂🤡😭✨😂☠️🤡
