Dreams of a Dark Warrior (Immortals After Dark, #10)

by Kresley Cole

I love scatological humor, and I list ‘pranks involving nuclear waste’ and ‘making demons eat things’ as my hobbies.”

“Okay. That’s freaky. Lookit, Gollum, if you spring me, I’ll help you find your Precious.”

She glanced at his fangs, then down. “Oh, my gods, when do you not sport wood? There are bathrooms in the back, so go burp the worm or whatever.”

She feared she might be a jot more than infatuated with this reincarnation. Like on her way toward falling-off-a-skyscraper-onto-your-face in love with him.