Alcatraz vs. the Evil Librarians (Alcatraz, #1)

by Brandon Sanderson

Since nothing I can say would be able to pierce your delusions, let the fact that I make no arguments stand as ultimate proof that I am right. As Plato once said that his friend Socrates once said, “I know that I’m right because I’m the only person humble enough to admit that I’m not.” Or something like that.

I hear that algebra is good for you. Kind of like humility, plus factoring.