Ice Planet Barbarians (Ice Planet Barbarians, #1)

by Ruby Dixon

wasn’t a monster come to eat me. It was this monster. Who’s come to eat me out.

He just . . . wants to lick my pussy. I’ve dated guys that I haven’t been able to convince to go down on me, and this one’s doing it as a greeting.

Okay, so I just did that. I just had an orgasm from an alien.

I don’t feel like I’m in imminent danger. All this alien wants is oral sex.

Great, now I’ve got Stockholm syndrome.

I feel like there’s an alien bingo card somewhere that just got checked off. Horns? Check. Tail? Check. Crazy-ass cock? Check, check, check.

“A Great Dane can still make a Chihuahua pregnant,” Liz points out. “Guess which one you are.”