Ice Planet Barbarians (Ice Planet Barbarians, #1)

by Ruby Dixon

Kinda a man. Sorta. Definitely a rapist. Still a living creature.

womp womp

I watch as he undresses, wary. “I hope you didn’t mistake my stomach growling for nookie-time.”

nookie time

“Yes,” I say, feeling frantic. While I’ve been fucking around with an alien and eating and wearing warm furs, the others are starving and cold.

lock in

“Oh shit,” Liz says. “That’s what held her up. Alien nookie.”

Big guy’s probably never heard of a space heater, much less a spaceship.

Oh, God. So I get a cold-resistant tapeworm, or I get to die.

“A Great Dane can still make a Chihuahua pregnant,” Liz points out. “Guess which one you are.”

He shakes his head somberly. “One resonance mate. We mate for life.”