Ice Planet Barbarians (Ice Planet Barbarians, #1)

by Ruby Dixon

I mean, if I have my choice between the old cargo bay, alone in the snow, or snuggled next to the pussy-loving alien, I’m going to go with option number three.

I feel like there’s an alien bingo card somewhere that just got checked off. Horns? Check. Tail? Check. Crazy-ass cock? Check, check, check.

From now until my spirit departs this plane, there shall be none for me but her.