Ice Planet Barbarians (Ice Planet Barbarians, #1)

by Ruby Dixon

He's big, horned, blue, and really, really has a thing for me...

It wasn’t a monster come to eat me. It was this monster. Who’s come to eat me out.

Okay, so I just did that. I just had an orgasm from an alien.

It’s . . . not the worst place in the world to be. I mean, if I have my choice between the old cargo bay, alone in the snow, or snuggled next to the pussy-loving alien, I’m going to go with option number three.

I feel like there’s an alien bingo card somewhere that just got checked off. Horns? Check. Tail? Check. Crazy-ass cock? Check, check, check.

“Weak tongues, weak eyes, weak bodies,” I murmur, enjoying the look of irritation on Georgie’s face. It’s such a pleasure to be able to speak to her—really speak to her—and to tease her. “Weak in many, many places . . . but a delicious cunt.”

It’s got to be hard in a tribe full of single, lonely men… no pun intended.