Ice Planet Barbarians (Ice Planet Barbarians, #1)

by Ruby Dixon

It’s like a piss-shit-vomit-sweat cocktail,

Ew....

But there I go comparing us to cows again. I probably shouldn’t, right?”

I mean if the shoe.fits?

I bury my face between her legs so I can taste all of her.

WHAT. Talk about zero to sixty. Jesus christ.

It wasn’t a monster come to eat me. It was this monster.

I guess that's one way to describe what's happening....

If I’ve hurt my mate, I will be sick with self-loathing.

This poor dude

Is it dumb to press a strange button on an even stranger spaceship?

Yes. Yes it is.