Ice Planet Barbarians (Ice Planet Barbarians, #1)

by Ruby Dixon

Up until yesterday, I, Georgie Carruthers,

Weird way to tell us her name but okay

window at the bank, nuked a Lean Cuisine, ate it while watching TV, and dozed off on the couch before stumbling to bed. Not exactly the life of the party, but hey. It was a Tuesday, and Tuesdays were all work, no play. I went to sleep, and from there, shit got weird.

Why so much detail? Why dose it matter thta she afe a lean cuisine and waf hed tv. I would have said after a long day at work i came home and relaxed on ghr couch where i feel sleep.

Things with long black eyes and big heads and skinny pale arms. Little green men.

Really we are using and multiple times in a sentence. Tacky And dont discrible little vreen men just say steriotipial littld green men.

I’d screamed. I’d screamed bloody murder, actually.

Are we really correcting ourselves in a book just take out the first part. I have honestly spng more time leaving nots ghan actually reading ugh

Not someone. Something.

Ugh thats an annoying line

I’m starting to suspect I’m in a jail cell of some kind. Or a cage.

What no. The cage might be a fing cage

I want to panic, but I’m too out of it.

Wtf

it all rises, and I panic.

Well that good thats what you wanted to do

“Georgie,”

Hate her name

Two months along, she said, and they vacuumed her out like it was no big deal.”

Hey if we ever lnow anyone who needs an abortion we have a sulution

So yeah. Yesterday? I didn’t believe in aliens. But that was yesterday.

Why dose shs keep doing this it annoying

Who’s come to eat me out.

Okay that was a good one

That doesn’t satisfy him. He mutters something, and then he begins to rub the hood of my clit, as if trying to figure out the right touch to make me react again.

Dudes first human and he fou d found the clit that fast

“Watch,” she agrees, looking up at me with huge, white-rimmed eyes that do not sing with khui-color. It reminds me of her vulnerability. Her fragility. This must be corrected, and soon.

I get it she is weak

sex

Why call it sometbing else

Holy crap, it’s a spaceship.

What the only metal structure you have seen here is a sapaeship no

It’s got to be hard in a tribe full of single, lonely men… no pun intended.

Lol

“Damn, girl, we can’t leave you alone for five minutes,”

The ade near death but talking like they are a bunch of teenagers out to dijnner spilling tea

“Like, hey, someone buttered my roll while you guys were waiting for me to return, and he left a few crumbs behind?”

Okay that was actually kinda funny

“Let’s do it from behind, Vektal. Remember? That night in your cave? You said you’d never done it that way.”

Didnt he try to whe they first meet