Much Ado About Nothing (Folger Shakespeare Library)

by William Shakespeare

Why, what’s the matter That you have such a February face, So full of frost, of storm, and cloudiness?

All my morning are Mondays stuck in an endless February

it is my cousin’s duty to make 52 curtsy and say “Father, as it please you.”

Reminds me of Kate's words to Bianca

Friendship is constant in all other things 173 Save in the office and affairs of love.

Friendship goes out the window in business and love interest

Therefore all hearts in love use their own tongues.

Duh?? Why were you such a pussy in the first place? Just go talk to her

wish him joy of her. 191 BENEDICK Why, that’s spoken like an honest drover; so 192 they sell bullocks. But did you think the Prince 193 would have served you thus?

Wah he can have her I guess ;(

Men were deceivers ever, 65 One foot in sea and one on shore, 66 To one thing constant never.

Men ain't shit

Would the two princes lie and Claudio lie, 161 Who loved her so that, speaking of her foulness, 162 Washed it with tears? Hence from her. Let her die!

He believes "noble men" over the virtue of his own daughter

My brother hath a daughter, 301 Almost the copy of my child that’s dead, 302 And she alone is heir to both of us.

Lmao what? I know Hero isn't actually dead but that is wild