My Protector (Bewitched and Bewildered, #2)

by Alanea Alder

"Oh. My. Gods," Broderick whispered. "No. Just, no! Not only do you need to lock the door you need a biometric sensor to keep her out!" Caspian sounded like he was hyperventilating. "Easy my love, breathe," Broderick said. "She is not stupid enough to play with weapons!" Gavriel said heatedly. His mate was not immature or reckless. "Of course she is not! She is a mature, responsible, and grounded woman. But she will somehow find herself in a situation where she has to go in the armory and then once she is inside something horrible will happen." Caspian said between gasps. "Gavriel, Beth isn't klutzy; she literally has the worst luck I have ever seen. She'll walk into the armory and for some unknown reason a stack of crates holding grenades, that haven't moved in years will suddenly come tumbling down. In the process, several pins will dislodge and she'll be trapped under the fallen boxes." Broderick paused. "I don't suppose you watch human movies?" "Meryn has been having us watch them more so we can understand her." "Have you ever seen Final Destination?" he asked. "Oh fuck," Gavriel whispered. "Yes, that about sums it up." Broderick sounded defeated.

"I wonder if she'll get morning sickness, more food for us." Colton gloated and stood, rubbing his hands together. Elizabeth raised an eyebrow. "You boys do realize that now that's she's pregnant she can't have any caffeine, right?" All sound ceased. The men froze looking at each other as their terror mounted. "We won't survive," Keelan whispered. Darian stepped forward, swallowing repeatedly. "When you say no caffeine, does that mean chocolate, too?" Elizabeth nodded. She was shocked when Keelan whimpered. "We're done for the day. I'm going to my room until dinner," Darian said, a blank look on his face. "Good idea," Colton agreed and started walking toward his suite. "Maybe an invisibility spell," Keelan muttered to himself as he turned in the opposite direction to his suite. "You, my love, are a very evil woman," Gavriel said