And let me tell you something I’ve told precious few other people, Mac. I was almost unfaithful to Irene while she was pregnant with Raymie. I was drunk, it was at a company Christmas party, and it was stupid. I felt so guilty, not because of God I don’t think, but because of Irene. She didn’t deserve that. But she never suspected, and that made it worse.
You said “almost” unfaithful! ALMOST! Like, sure, maybe you should feel like a douche, but you don’t get to pretend you went through with it and carry the stain of infidelity. And for Pete’s stake, do something interesting for once.
