While our entire staff, except me, and most of our congregation are gone, the few of us left are maintaining the building and distributing a DVD our senior pastor prepared for a time such as this.
OMG do all pastors have in-case-I-get-raptured messages recorded for their congregations?
*video starts* *Captain America takes a seat in front of the camera* “So, you didn’t get raptured. You screwed up. You know what you did was wrong. The question is, how are you gonna make things right? …
*Captain America takes a seat in front of the camera*
“So, you didn’t get raptured. You screwed up. You know what you did was wrong. The question is, how are you gonna make things right? …